Immigration. Ask any expat and they’ll tell you that it’s one of the major headaches of living abroad. There’s the applying, the waiting, the approval, the expiration, the reapplying, the waiting…you get the idea. So this year we are applying for a New Zealand Residence visa. If we get it, it means we can live in NZ as long as we want, whenever we want. It also means we would have similar rights to citizens…voting, mortgage financing, tax paying, medical benefits, the right to study/work wherever and whenever we choose.
Sounds good, right? Yeah, sure, it SOUNDS good, until one actually starts the process. Then one realizes that the department of Immigration New Zealand actually exists primarily to make one’s life a living NIGHTMARE!!
In NZ, you can’t just apply for Residence. First, you have to file an Expression of Interest (which comes with a hefty fee…well into the triple digits). If your EOI is approved, you are now permitted to apply for Residence. But if you thought your mortgage application was complicated, oh boy, this one takes the cake. There are medical tests, x-rays, letters of referral from friends/coworkers, more application fees (now we’re talkin’ quadruple digits, folks), FBI background checks from the U.S. (which, you may have guessed, don’t process quickly), bank statements, etc., etc., ETCETERA!
But you think to yourself, “Hey, I’ll only have to do this once, right? It must be worth it!” Really, self, must it?
So today we heard back from said department of Immigration New Zealand. They’ve had our application for about 5 months now. But they weren’t giving us an answer, oh no. They were calling to let us know that we have officially overstayed our welcome in NZ, because we didn’t apply for a Temporary Work Visa to keep us legal while they process our Residence Application. See, we were under the impression, partially due to some inexplicably ambiguous wording in an email we received from them, and partially due to some good-ol’-fashioned wishful thinking, that as long as we had lodged our Residence Application before our Work Visa expired, we were golden. “No further action required” were their exact words, I believe. Huh.
So now we find ourselves in a bit of a precarious position. We have been advised to send a letter to the aforementioned department of Immigration New Zealand, explaining the misunderstanding and begging them not to deport us. (Did I mention that this letter must be accompanied by $300 per person? Argh!) Then if they decide, out of the goodness of their government hearts, not to deport us, we must apply for Temporary Work/Visitors Visas to once again become non-citizens in good standing. Only then will they resume processing our Residence Application (double argh!!). Did I mention that said Temporary Visa Applications will come with - you guessed it! - even more fees?!?!
[deep sigh.] C’est terrible. Will we get deported? That sounds expensive, so I hope not. At this point, though, it seems anything is possible…